txttletale:

i work full time for the united nations not allowing women to be feminine every time awoman tries to be feminine i parachute through her window in full un peaceakeeper body armour and force her at gunpoitn to get into auto repair and grow a mustache. i do this to thousands of women a day and i lvoe my job because im a misogynist

pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong:

one of the best character types i think is insane man in a long fur coat

nintengu:

vapboy:

vapboy:

HOW TO DODGE TALENT SHOW DRAFT

I DONT WANT TO SAVE THE TOWN

guerrillatech:

sandmandaddy69:

tulliusmaximus:

I’m so glad these Tim and Eric quotes are in a real article by the Associated Press

hoodiedeer:

imakuni:

in pain from laughing at this fucking video

xixijinping:

xixijinping:

gayestman:

he will change

I’m going to push a massive misinformation campaign and tell everyone this is you

supermariomamafucker:

Brendan Fraser has won for best actor

zoloftjesus:

This is cinema.